We all encounter our fair share of compliments and insults in our life. Insults often linger in our brains maybe a little more than compliments. However, some people have a real talent to build creative insults. They use their imaginative powers and creative skills to make the insult something a little more than ‘just an insult.’ Let’s dive in to know about some of the most creative insults people have ever heard!
Recently a Redditor asked, “What is the most creative insult you’ve ever heard?“
In this article, we have listed the most upvoted comments received for the above question on the AskReddit thread.
Here is what the Reddit community thought about it.
- 1. My wife says that I “have the fashion sense of a colorblind pimp.”
- 2. It could be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others.
- 3. Someone said, “Comments like that are probably why you’re missing teeth.”
- 4. A Teacher actually said, “Because we don’t give out Gs” when asked about the F
- 5. I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- 6. Don’t overestimate your value
My wife says that I “have the fashion sense of a colorblind pimp.”
Well, fashion sense is something that is unique to each one of us. Most of us are trying our best to look our best. So, it’s not nice to blame people when they are trying.
It could be that the purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others.
Now that’s stepping over the boundary for real!
Someone said, “Comments like that are probably why you’re missing teeth.”
The customer was mean and unleashed an inner beast of the employee.
A Teacher actually said, “Because we don’t give out Gs” when asked about the F
That’s a bit brutal considering that it’s just a kid. Let’s hope the kid handled the F and the insult like a pro.
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Not the nicest thing to do or say. Imagine receiving such a letter when loved ones are grieving a loss. This also reminds a similar saying by Clarence Darrow, “I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.”
Don’t overestimate your value
How would you take this comment? an encouragement to do your best or just wrap your things up and just go home?
Let’s have a look at some more responses from the Redditors in this thread.
“If she was a spice, she’d be flour”
You think in low-power mode
Battle scars of dodging the coat hanger for nine months
Wisdom has been chasing you. But you’ve always been faster
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this in a way that you can understand
“He’s Hard on the eyes”
I swear you’ve got 2 brain cells left and they’re both fighting for 3rd place!
I would agree with you, however, then we would both be wrong!
Your family tree is a circle!